Word soup 3

your favourite teen heartthrob has started a cult
he was in that thing you liked,
from the 90’s
he was the other hot guy from that movie
the one that didn’t become a star
he had a guest spot on CSI: Miami or something?
i don’t remember
and now he roams Venice Beach in his bathrobe and slides
a sanskrit tattoo that reads “refrigerator door.” on his forearm
praying in some unknown language to some unnamed god
that happens to look a lot like him
apparently it was a sex cult?
like they did orgies
or at least they did sacrifices
not like people or anything
small birds, you know, like parrots,
and those big California squirrels
it was also a yoga studio sometimes
and a political action group
the fbi raided it in 2017
but all they found were psilocybin mushrooms
and old tigerbeat magazines with his face in them
your favourite teen heartthrob has started a cult
or at least thats what I read on Buzzfeed*

*in reality it was never a cult and was, in fact, just a yoga studio.

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